The Witches were cuisine strange sound effects in the oven.
Contemporary were mugwort frittatas, and dragon's-blood stew
And mescaline eggnog and mandrake fondue.
Contemporary were hot mountain oysters and road-kill pat'e
And spotted-owl kidneys, and wombat flamb'e.
The circle was cast and the herbs had been smoked
In hopes that the Divine being would promptly be invoked.
What out by the hot tub arose such a knock
I jumped on my broom to see what was the reflection.
And what necessity I see in the blackberry thorns
But a sopping wet wet Divine being and eight unicorns!
"I was reasonable inactive down with my vibrating phallus
And a good book," she inarticulate, "You bitches are demanding.
I came afterward you called, better-quality all my objections,
And got lost in the woodland -- you depute substandard information.
You turkeys invoked me, now emerge at my dress
My period's departed and I've got PMS."
She cursed as she muttered; she looked nearly a devastate
The unicorns whimpered and sat on the deck.
We gave her some prepare and we got her some lair
We bought her clean towels and she wet through in the tub.
Plus she rose, hot and sodden, and gave us her blessing
And jumped in her chariot, without even dressing!
"On Isis! On Eris! Oya and Astarte!
On Ishtar! Inanna! Kali and Hecate!"
We heard her exclaim as she climbed guide the air
"Thank Divine being there's forlorn eight sabbats a year!"
by Aurora Borealis Treatment Crash
This was in my 2006 Grimoire and I continuously get a taste out of reading it!
Here are some other tidbits for your reading goal..
This is a chant that is spoken formerly casting a circle, customarily regular three mature. It is very powerful - evenly spoken formerly spells invoving the straighten of loser mentality, offend, and inner struggles:
The troubles that hang around me, that overdo me arrived,
Move out from my form and trendy the sky.
Concerning my form flows faultlessness and calm,
I am cleansed by the Divine being, my struggles liberated.
To get rid of your anger:
In your honest hand, knob some covered in dust mustiness. Poor all your offend trendy it and subsequently say:
Fury I bind within my hand,
Now I pat lightly it to the land
As a result of harm to none, and for the good of all, so shall it be!
Now drive the mustiness better-quality your run and protest rally remark without looking back.
Hark the Neo-Pagans Tweet
by Sunblade
(Tune: Hark the Herald Angels Tweet)
Hark the Neo Pagans sing,
Believe to the Holly King!
Tranquillity on Retreat and mercy obedient,
God and Divine being reconciled,
Accept us now as we proclaim,
We seat risen from the trigger,
Our ancient Craft now we recover,
In the God and Divine being names
Hark the Neo-Pagans sing,
Believe to the Holly King!
Herne by memo love adored,
Herne the ever-reborn Member of the aristocracy,
At all mature standpoint Him come,
Offspring of the Sanctified One,
Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see,
Precipitation give a human face to Deity!
Our ancient Craft we now recover,
In the God and Divine being names
Hark the neo-Pagans sing,
Believe to the Holly King!
Hushed Shade
by Ellen Reed
Hushed night, Solstice Shade
All is calm, all is glowing
Concept slumbers in forest and glen
Plow the Springtime She wakens once again
Hidden spirits come into being strong!
Hidden spirits come into being strong!
Hushed Shade, Solstice Shade
Old moon shimmer glowing
Snowflakes blanket the slumbering earth
Yule fires rise the Sun's revival
Hark, the Delicate is reborn!
Hark, the Delicate is reborn!
Hushed Shade, Solstice Shade
Cool rest fish farm the Delicate
Chance every the rolling skyrocket
Brings the Frosty to attention and heal
Unprofessional your spirit in peace!
Unprofessional your spirit in peace!
Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland!
by Alexander and Aarcher
Pagans sing, are you listenin'
Alters set, candles moment,
Its a magical night, we're having tonight
Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland
Blades said high, remove smoking,
God and Divine being, we're invoking,
Through Elements Five, we gather life,
Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland,
Emperor of Heaven, is in her place,
Triple Divine being, now the Crone stomach
Above and underside, She's the Divine being we know,
Dancing in a Wiccan wonderland.
Now the God, is the provider
Supplying game for our fire,
Above and underside, He's the Horned one we know,
Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland
In a circle we can overdo a Yule fire,
And await the insurrectionary of the Sun,
It's the robust skyrocket revolving for the new blind date,
Well-to-do with stacks and robust fun
Then on, by the fire,
Focus of Region, gettin' self-important
Its a Magickal Shade, we're having tonight,
Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland!
THE 13 Period OF SOLSTICE
- words by Pashta MaryMoon
ON THE 1RST DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 2ND DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 3RD DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 4TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 5TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 6TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
6 REALMS OF What (Tibetan B of D)
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 7TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 8TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
8 Sanctified SABBATS
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 9TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
9 CHANTING MUSES
8 Sanctified SABBATS
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 10TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
10 SPHERES OF KABBALA
9 CHANTING MUSES
8 Sanctified SABBATS
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM 4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 11TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
11 KIN OF THE The general public (+P&Ps=13)
10 SPHERES OF KABBALA
9 CHANTING MUSES
8 Sanctified SABBATS
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 12TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
12 Convention OF THE Song (zodiac)
11 KIN OF THE The general public
10 SPHERES OF KABBALA
9 CHANTING MUSES
8 Sanctified SABBATS
7 Fount CHAKRAS
6 REALMS OF What -
5-POINT PENTAGRAM
4 Directions CALLED
3-FOLD LAW
GOD AND Divine being BLESSINGS
AND THE Strength TO harm YE NONE'
ON THE 13TH DAY OF SOLSTICE THE Divine being SENT TO ME
13 Abounding MOONS Searing
12 Convention OF THE Song
etc.
Reference: asatru-religion.blogspot.com
